had a moment that I just wanted to shair with you

Ok so I just finished taking the Christmas lights off of my house. Now as I am standing on the roof rolling the lights up so that I can pack them nicely into there box to be used next year I see something black floating in the air very close to me. It was at that moment when I realized it was a spider hanging from the lights that I was rolling up. I then began jumping around on the roof screaming "there is a spider on me!" and my younger brother Caleb who is also helping me take the lights down begins to laugh at me. I take a moment to look around and see if the spider is gone and I realize it is not. So I then start to scream "it is still on me!". I throw the lights away from me and start jumping again and begin brushing my self off hoping to brush the spider off of me. I then run to the other side of the roof away from the lights. I begin to calm down and look around for any sign of that stupid spider. By the way Caleb is still laughing at me. So I see no signs of the spider and begin walking back to pick up the lights when I feel something crawling on my arm. I spaz out AGAIN and begin running in circles on the roof. Like I'm running around the whole roof spazing and jumping and screaming "there is a spider on me! GET IT OFF!". Caleb is busting up laughing at me now. I look up and across the street I see my neighbor standing in his driveway watching me spaz out on my roof and running around in circles. Oh and Caleb is still laughing at me. You know what? All I have to say is... what if that spider was poisonous?

I felt like an idiot so I just thought I would tell you.